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today the seed i planted failed to grow :( no more food.

The Chibai fun awesome crazy fucking scary trip.

Chibai. The story is damn long. I wanted to post it but i noticed that it contains thousands of words so i kinda stopped. I will tell u all about this trip when i see u :)

THANKS BRENDAN, DARREN, JOHNSON, NG and MATTHEW!

The Peace Treaty

Hey. the war is over. I, the President of china have signed a peace with Ms Maurriel,the President of Malaysia. We shall now live our own separate lives. I shall make low cost furnitures while she climbs the coconut tree trying to earn a living.
A peace treaty. Nothing feels better than that :)

Vegetables,Corns and Pies.

Everybody hallucinates stuff. sometimes it looks real sometimes it looks fake. no matter how much u believe or want it to be real it is still a hallucination. Hallucination- the creation of a human mind to ease their thoughts and make believe the things that they think they might not get.
Noer has been hallucinating the whole year now. Wonderful sweet memories he thought was real. Till one day, PAK! *A girl bitch slaps him* wake up,fucktard! were u dreaming? if u we're stop it! u will never get that dream. U are never going to be with her. She don't want u. "Ouch" said Noer. But as he think and think.. "Yea,it's true." The girl said again " if she did want u,she won't hurt u this bad so please open your eyes! let her go and don't think about her being lonely because even now she is already lonely but she is hoping for the other guy and she wishes u to back off from her so please swallow the truth. U won't die Noer".
Noer never liked vegetables,it was always so bitter and he can just puke eating it.That was like vegetables, he ate it. and he did not die. Life goes on, it sucks sometimes but it is really quite meaningful. Scar makes u more of a man and vegetables keeps us healthy.

Pepinot' the great

I would like to share u all a story of a kid who is from Senegal. He's name is Papa Guardialo Pope. Call him Pepinot'. Pepinot' is the type of kid who likes to talk and often thinks too much. Pepinot' had always thought lowly of himself. He was never confident in anything. He fucked up his studies now he's family thinks he's a dumbass who don't deserve to study,only work he's whole life off to repay the bills that his parents spent on him. The girl's think he's lame and fucked up so no one ever thought about dating him. He's friends think highly of him,probably because of his social skills and the way he approach people but then again,he's friends also think of him as a liar,a useless,talkative,big mouth liar.
One day, Pepinot' made friends with the dude from Malaysia. His name was "Dude". It all started when Pepinot' moved to Kota Kinabalu,Malaysia and studied at Maktab National. Pepinot' noticed Dude when he was walking around the canteen area,thinking "why is my parent's not here to pick me up yet?! don't they care about me? don't they want me anymore?". Dude starts to cry,so Pepinot' offered him 50$ coin so he can use the office to call his parents. Dude took the money then made the call. Since then,they became the best of friends.
On the year 2005,Pepinot' made friends with the spanish chick whom he think is the most gorgeous woman alive.Her name was Sylvia.She had very fair skin,round eyes,long black hair and of course, "the killer body". But, she was too tall for him and she had a boyfriend but nonetheless they still became lovers one day. It happened during one fine afternoon when Pepinot' was chatting with Sylvia, they were talking about each other's life when suddenly Sylvia told Pepinot' that she loved him since the day Pepinot' start chatting with her.Pepinot' of course confessed his feelings for her too.Since that chat onwards Pepinot had an affair with Sylvia. It only lasted for 3 months till Sylvia call it off.
A year later,Pepinot' befriended with another girl. She was the most annoying creature alive!. Her name was Flat and yes in deed she was very flat. Flat had always been a part of the "wannabe cool people" in the school. Pepinot' despised her so much.One day,the teacher hooked the two of them together on an art project. That's when Flat go flirty with Pepinot'. Pepinot' treated her as a joke so he played along,never realizing that it was actually a set up made by Flat to get him into a relationship with her. In the end they got together for a year. It was a Fucked up year for Pepinot'.
2 years later Pepinot' met a very cute girl in a coffee shop. Her name was Cinderella. In Pepinot's eyes, she was the girl of his life.She was Cute,small,fun,happy, but Pepinot' knew he had no chance to get her. One day, Pepinot' faced financial crisis, his pet cat "Garurumon" was going to die so he needed cash. He applied for the small coffee shop. Cinderella attended her. Not awhile later,he got accepted and started working immediately. After 3 months working, Pepinot' and Cinderella got together.
4 months later,Pepinot' had to leave town for awhile to pursue his life long dream, to be a Reporter. He travelled to the world's smallest continent, Australia. He met Hugh Jackman, Eric Bana and Kylie Minogue there. He had such wonderful time there.That was till one day when he received a phonecall from his vet. It was a terrible news indeed. Pepinot's Beloved cat "Garurumon" just died because some kids kicked the poor cat's stomach.
After hearing such terrible news,Pepinot' lost hope in life. He gave up being a reporter but chose to be a writer instead. He spent every morning sleeping while at night, he wanders the dirty street on the earth. He hated everything. One night, he picked up a fight with some random muscular white dude. He got kicked in the balls then the white dude was a racist towards the black so he shot Pepinot'. On the 5th of March 2009. Papa Guardialo Pope died.

-The End-

The lesson of the story is stop racism and discrimination! Pepinot's whole life had been miserable. the only miracles he had was the friendship he had with Dude and love he shared with Cinderella. and FUCK POPULARITY SCUMBAGS BITCHES! THEY ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD DIE!