Sunday, December 20, 2009

answer me

answer me wen u read dis. r we on pause?

Monday, November 9, 2009

Hardworking

I dont know why but i think i've been quite hardworking lately.. i've been doing my assignments, i've been revising for final exams. I really want to get an A now! :) maybe i'm influenced by my friends. well... it's a good thing.

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Liverpool drew again. KISS AND ASS SUCK SUCK MY COCK! U GUYS SUCK! cept for torres. his good looking

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Next week emily balik kk liao. Guess imma lose a kl friend :( i m sad

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I think all my exs look ugly. i dont mean to be rude but i just opened my eyes and its an honest opinion. YUCK! i rate my eyes 3/10

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I got french today. je suis sleepy. zzzzz

Thursday, October 15, 2009

another member

I pierced again today. how cool am i now? B) very. haha
How to show my parents is another thing :/

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Boredom

Man i was supposed to sleep at 12am just now but i played dota with Andrew. that guy pawned me like Cibai sial. his gooooddd. anyways, im going to penang later. it will be a class trip. i am excited man. i wish they put me in bus A. :)

I was signing into my blogspot right then i saw her blog in "the blogs that i followed". She made it for me man but too bad, the account was closed because she felt it was no longer necessary because i stopped being friends with her. Well.. i'm having those flashbacks again but she has a boyfriend now. I just got to suck it up. Ouch.

Girls with tattoos are not hot. It is cool to have a tattoo but it cuts off the stim. Get what i mean?

Owh Jacqueline. please understand that i sayang you n nobody else.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Fifa 09

Fuck that shit. i lost to peter again.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Oh shit.

The feeling has come again...i noer...is...falling...in...love...

The feeling just dropped like that..

i am still missing the old one but...

the new one....

To be continued..

Friday, May 29, 2009

The Current Status

Oh my lord, i feel so lazy blogging nowadays . I feel lazy! I wish i am taller :( i miss so many people o...

Friday, May 15, 2009

Fever

Yes i have a fever. i am not healthy. I have caught the Jay Chou fever :O

Jay Chou - Silence . FUCK THIS SONG MAKES ME WANT TO CRY! i don't even know the meaning of the song but it feels so damn emo!.



My friends came to KL, Did i meet any of them? no :( i am sad but gah! there is always next time. What's my plan tmr? Tropicana City! got to empty my bag ;)

To Aries. Dude, if u want a prostitute, make sure u use condoms, i want one too but u pay for it. Thanks dude.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

The Return of the King

YO people! i am back. shit it has been awhile since i last blogged. Hey i have alot of things to share. First of all, school's been easy so far, had few test, got good results, now i am confident. WOW! for the first time in my life. I got myself a Vaio few weeks ago, schools getting more and more boring, somemore i am up again, at night, like now..2.13am listening to Right round-Flo rida.

Wat's up people?? i gave up blogging like weeks ago, most probably because i gave up in everything. crystal maurriel? gah! out of my system. totally this time. My drive to reblog now is because i just read a girl's blog. WOW! she knows how to blog ya? she made ME! want to BLOG!.

OKAY! these past week has been crazy for me, another chapter of my life has been unfolded, Noer, along with his sidekick, Son of a Dick(Dickson) has learned the art of "boughting" things. we are rich now. well not directly, but in a way, we can afford things from Jusco, Tesco, Cold Storage, and Ikea. Today me and my friends made an actualy firm. The members are Mohd Noer, Peter Johan Paul, Dickson, Andrew. We are rich people! Don't fucking look down on us or else we won't share u out expensive chocolates!.

CIGAR?? I don't smoke cigarettes but i have tried cigars. IT IS AWESOME! haha but i am no smoker. Smack me in the face then call me stupid but i feel good haha. Shisha is getting more and more fun by the day. :O

FOOD FEST! WOW! i woke up late today! i never joined any of the meetings at school. why? it is because i have to pay rm20 for the food fest. After i pay the rm20 i will get 4 coupen books. Each book cost rm10. The have the same rule as high school, if u fail to sell it then u will be forced to buy it for urself. What did i say? OH! TO HELL WITH YEEE!! so i did not pay shit then skipped all the meetings. What happened was, today, on the actual food fest day, i was scared to go to my friend's stall, why? because the teacher in charge was there, and he probably hates me by now for not attending any of the meetings. I heard PA marks was actually involved in the food fest activity, because i missed it i probably won't be getting any :( i hope i still can pass my PA marks because i just pierced two new hole on my left ear :(. anywayz back to the food fest, i reached school late. I slept at 2 am last night but woke up at 11am just now. Damn i'm such a pig. I had fun at the food fest today. Nkosana danced like a crazy fella! tell me! how often do u see an african,iranian,bangladeshian, and malaysian work together selling ching chong fan(if thats how u spell it)? College just gets better and more boring, day by day.

TO NABILAH ALI. Ui. Congratulations for ur show trial. i know your happy and coming here soon. I hope to see you soon okay?.

TO EMILY JAMES LIGUNJANG. I am so sorry i did'nt meet you here :( i feel so sad la.. I owe you big time okay?.

TO ANDY ADRIAN RAJA. Muts, you are running out of time my friend. 500 BUCKS! THIS WEEKEND! hahahha

MY ROOM. So fucking cool now. Lights are off, Black CS version Vaio with cooling pad and two little ikea lights. Damn my room look so cool now.

TO IKEA,TESCO,JUSCO,COLD STORAGE! I LOVEU :)

The Monkeys

Son Of A Dick

The 2 new members

The Cutie Pies (I swear to God, Pooh is getting cuter and cuter, day by day)

Nkosana Mzala Ncube

International Hotel And Tourism Management 7

My wonderful room glows at night
Noer with Strawberry Cigar

Peter Johan With Strawberry Cigar

Friday, April 10, 2009

For Nikole

Hey Nikole! i deleted the 2 post! hah! can't get me now. hehhehe.

Anyways, Have a nice weekend buddy ;) *scratches vanilla coke*

Good Friday?

What is so special about good friday? i don't know. I think it's one of those christian good days but gahhhh i dont care much about it. So what's up? i woke up at 8.30am today then got ready for school, i left the hostel at 9.30pm. I had front office class from 10am to 10.45am and i can assure u that it is very boring and annoying, 2 hours in the class can already guarantee u sweetdreams. Why is it annoying? let's just say there is this guy in the class, his name is Shaun, he is an idiot who likes to ask the teacher stupid questions, anyways critisizing people is not nice, what the heck, i'm not nice ;)
After that class, i followed a group of my friends to go eat somewhere near the college, i spent rm8.50 on nasi goreng ayam and air bandung, tell me how expensive is that? :( . I'm already broke, now i'm extra broke. After that we went to One Utama (again for me because i have been to that place 4 times this week) to waste time because we had about an hour and thirty minutes till class. We took a walk around that big place till we lost track of the time. well, before u know it, we got 5 more minutes left till class, everyone panicked and hurried up to school. did we make it on time? nope. we were 20 minutes late but nothing bad happened, phew.
Okay, the class was long, damn long, took 3 hours but somehow it did not felt that long, maybe because there was lots of people in the class and the teacher know how to entertain the students? yea i think so. Anyways, i learned something new today, turtles are actually penyu and tortoise are kura kura :O i always thought it was the other way around. I am a dumbass shush!. after school,i spent some time in the cyber cafe then after that spent some time alone in my room. At about 8, i borrowed my housemate's laptop and went online till now.
Man my life is so boring..where are the sparks? :/

Friday, March 27, 2009

:(

today the seed i planted failed to grow :( no more food.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

The Chibai fun awesome crazy fucking scary trip.

Chibai. The story is damn long. I wanted to post it but i noticed that it contains thousands of words so i kinda stopped. I will tell u all about this trip when i see u :)

THANKS BRENDAN, DARREN, JOHNSON, NG and MATTHEW!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Peace Treaty

Hey. the war is over. I, the President of china have signed a peace with Ms Maurriel,the President of Malaysia. We shall now live our own separate lives. I shall make low cost furnitures while she climbs the coconut tree trying to earn a living.
A peace treaty. Nothing feels better than that :)

Monday, March 9, 2009

Vegetables,Corns and Pies.

Everybody hallucinates stuff. sometimes it looks real sometimes it looks fake. no matter how much u believe or want it to be real it is still a hallucination. Hallucination- the creation of a human mind to ease their thoughts and make believe the things that they think they might not get.
Noer has been hallucinating the whole year now. Wonderful sweet memories he thought was real. Till one day, PAK! *A girl bitch slaps him* wake up,fucktard! were u dreaming? if u we're stop it! u will never get that dream. U are never going to be with her. She don't want u. "Ouch" said Noer. But as he think and think.. "Yea,it's true." The girl said again " if she did want u,she won't hurt u this bad so please open your eyes! let her go and don't think about her being lonely because even now she is already lonely but she is hoping for the other guy and she wishes u to back off from her so please swallow the truth. U won't die Noer".
Noer never liked vegetables,it was always so bitter and he can just puke eating it.That was like vegetables, he ate it. and he did not die. Life goes on, it sucks sometimes but it is really quite meaningful. Scar makes u more of a man and vegetables keeps us healthy.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Pepinot' the great

I would like to share u all a story of a kid who is from Senegal. He's name is Papa Guardialo Pope. Call him Pepinot'. Pepinot' is the type of kid who likes to talk and often thinks too much. Pepinot' had always thought lowly of himself. He was never confident in anything. He fucked up his studies now he's family thinks he's a dumbass who don't deserve to study,only work he's whole life off to repay the bills that his parents spent on him. The girl's think he's lame and fucked up so no one ever thought about dating him. He's friends think highly of him,probably because of his social skills and the way he approach people but then again,he's friends also think of him as a liar,a useless,talkative,big mouth liar.
One day, Pepinot' made friends with the dude from Malaysia. His name was "Dude". It all started when Pepinot' moved to Kota Kinabalu,Malaysia and studied at Maktab National. Pepinot' noticed Dude when he was walking around the canteen area,thinking "why is my parent's not here to pick me up yet?! don't they care about me? don't they want me anymore?". Dude starts to cry,so Pepinot' offered him 50$ coin so he can use the office to call his parents. Dude took the money then made the call. Since then,they became the best of friends.
On the year 2005,Pepinot' made friends with the spanish chick whom he think is the most gorgeous woman alive.Her name was Sylvia.She had very fair skin,round eyes,long black hair and of course, "the killer body". But, she was too tall for him and she had a boyfriend but nonetheless they still became lovers one day. It happened during one fine afternoon when Pepinot' was chatting with Sylvia, they were talking about each other's life when suddenly Sylvia told Pepinot' that she loved him since the day Pepinot' start chatting with her.Pepinot' of course confessed his feelings for her too.Since that chat onwards Pepinot had an affair with Sylvia. It only lasted for 3 months till Sylvia call it off.
A year later,Pepinot' befriended with another girl. She was the most annoying creature alive!. Her name was Flat and yes in deed she was very flat. Flat had always been a part of the "wannabe cool people" in the school. Pepinot' despised her so much.One day,the teacher hooked the two of them together on an art project. That's when Flat go flirty with Pepinot'. Pepinot' treated her as a joke so he played along,never realizing that it was actually a set up made by Flat to get him into a relationship with her. In the end they got together for a year. It was a Fucked up year for Pepinot'.
2 years later Pepinot' met a very cute girl in a coffee shop. Her name was Cinderella. In Pepinot's eyes, she was the girl of his life.She was Cute,small,fun,happy, but Pepinot' knew he had no chance to get her. One day, Pepinot' faced financial crisis, his pet cat "Garurumon" was going to die so he needed cash. He applied for the small coffee shop. Cinderella attended her. Not awhile later,he got accepted and started working immediately. After 3 months working, Pepinot' and Cinderella got together.
4 months later,Pepinot' had to leave town for awhile to pursue his life long dream, to be a Reporter. He travelled to the world's smallest continent, Australia. He met Hugh Jackman, Eric Bana and Kylie Minogue there. He had such wonderful time there.That was till one day when he received a phonecall from his vet. It was a terrible news indeed. Pepinot's Beloved cat "Garurumon" just died because some kids kicked the poor cat's stomach.
After hearing such terrible news,Pepinot' lost hope in life. He gave up being a reporter but chose to be a writer instead. He spent every morning sleeping while at night, he wanders the dirty street on the earth. He hated everything. One night, he picked up a fight with some random muscular white dude. He got kicked in the balls then the white dude was a racist towards the black so he shot Pepinot'. On the 5th of March 2009. Papa Guardialo Pope died.

-The End-

The lesson of the story is stop racism and discrimination! Pepinot's whole life had been miserable. the only miracles he had was the friendship he had with Dude and love he shared with Cinderella. and FUCK POPULARITY SCUMBAGS BITCHES! THEY ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD DIE!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Thoughts In my head

Okay. It has been a while since my last post. Why is Noer not updating he's blog anymore? Did he die? Is he lazy? Is he suffering any sickness or whatsoever? Did he lose he's internet connection? Or did he just got dumber?
Ladies and Gentlemen here is the answer. Noer has been playing Football Managing 2009. A game where u, yes U, work as a football team manager. U can manage whatever team u want. Yes, No kidding. Try it. Kick ass!
Anyways i am pissed at them. Why? because for the dude, she is mine and your my friend, for the girl, i nvr talked about another girl with you, and i haven't really been talking to girls that much since "THAT" day. I am jealous because Zul and Aries is going to Mcd, Kingfisher tonight, to watch the champions league! i want to go too :( . I am also worried about my younger brother because he just got suspended from school again because he escaped school for few days and some other reasons however he keeps denying it though, said the teacher suspended him because the students was asked "who wants to change school?" and he was one of them students that raised their hands. He also said the teachers added some salt to he's discipline record.
I am also scared of the sun, it will be up soon but so is the game. I have to watch the game but if the sun is up then i would have trouble sleeping afterwards. Hm..Decisions decisions... I miss Starbucks Coffee, I miss being in the bar but i doubt i'll still be missing it in the morning. hehe. I miss Nabilah Ali, She has been gone for almost a week :( I want Liverpool to lose and Benitez to lose he's job. I am wondering if i will get a new laptop for my studies. For FUCK SAKES ARIES! WATCH PORN! JACK OFF AND FORGET ESTHER!. but your my friend, i support u!
I cannot wait to go to KL. A new journey awaits :) till then i'll just Sleep at 7am wake up at 2pm online,play game or go out till the the sun comes out everyday. Anyways i going to publish this post now so do take care ppl. bye.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Slight Changes

Okay. I think today my interest kinda change. Erm, i woke up at 2 pm today, then i went online. *BERENGDENGDENG* buzzed Nabilah. She told me that the guy kinda stopped disturbing her already, said he won't push her to like him or something like that, well twinkles Congratulations! ;) . I still have that bug in my hair and it's getting more and MORE ANNOYING!.
Then during evening, i checked the wikipedia regarding clones,extincted species, Albert Einstein and Nazi Germany. Whoah. i feel good reading those today :) . I talked to Emily Chin regarding the cloned and extincted species but she got blurred then i argued with Fay regarding Einstein maybe came from the future but she said that is total nonsense. Well i had fun.

A pic of Einstein when he was 14 years old.

Then after my eyes and brain got tired, i decided to rest, played a game of Pro Evolution Soccer then rent a movie called The Duchess. The story is based on the life of Georgiana Cavendish ,Duchess Of Devonshire. While her beauty and charisma made her name, her extravagant tastes and appetite for gambling and love made her infamous. Married young to the older, distant Duke of Devonshire, who was blatantly unfaithful, Georgiana became a fashion icon, a doting mother, a shrewd political operator, intimate of ministers and princes, and darling of the common people. But at the core of the story is a desperate search for love. The film delves into Georgiana’s passionate and doomed affair with Earl Gray, the future Prime Minister, and the complex love triangle with her husband and her best friend, Lady Bess Foster. BLAH BLAH BLAH! To keep it short and simple, it's about scandals and the side affects doing it AND u don't always get what u want.

The Duchess

Now it is 5.55 am in the morning. I am dead sleepy but my mind tells me that sleeping is a waste of time, i'm better off doing something. Maybe watch a movie, listen to songs, chat, or play games but Screw That!. I'm going to sleep. Good morning ppl.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Plans, Plans ,Plans

I read people's blog today. I think theirs are cool! It was interesting and in other word funny! :) . I read Natasha's blog and it was friggiinnnnn coool, her profile picture looked funny! and the challenge of not being able to contact her friend for a week? tough! Good luck!. Next, Emily James Ligunjang, her blog is interesting, She talked about yoville? Lady Gaga?? and her sister being sick :( hope she will get well soon, by the way your cousin crystal ;) kick!. Then i checked out another Emily. Emily Chin! i'm cooler than u! Congratulations on the sports day :B. Fay lee?. She can draw man! check out her drawings! kick ass!. by the way i saw her form 1 pictures ,it was cute! :D i want to post it but i think she would kick my balls then divorce me if i did.Next is Surya,MY GOODNESS! MY SISTER IS SO CORNY! EW! And last but not least si Hanis. Dude, your recent post scared the crap out of me :( and cut your hair man, one year is tooooooo long! u'll end up looking like a malay jonas brother :S

I went jogging la yesterday, guess what? I almost died! How? i almost ran out of breath. People say i'm unhealthy but i think jogging just kills. Only certain people can jog :O . Okay i need to find another way to lose weight man! I have a big tummy i think. I think i'm gonna have to seek for help from the " bomoh". I am just too lazy.

My Hair is growing longer and thicker not to mention it's already coarse. I think in few weeks time i'll look like Park Ji Sung, The Manchester United korean dude. I think piercings are cool. I want to pierce my upper left ear but i don't have the cash just yet and my sister thinks i'm trying to imitate punks or trying to get those bad boy image but CHE! I WANT I WANT I WANT!.

I helped Shaista register Facebook today. She will now be a new member of the society so please, welcome the adorable girl ;) . I also formed an illusional band last night, with me being the lead singer, Fay the lead guitarist, Emily Chin the bassist. We are the Metro Gaga La ! . Anyone else who wishes to join needs to go through an audition first :)

Go Metro Gaga La! -End-

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Burst out Noer!

Okay ppl! Linkin Parl fever is back !. FUCK!. Listening to the strong makes me feel so Strong eventhough i'm weak!. Enraged by anger, whoah. okay. Erm. she told me i told her that i rather banquish the hope we have rather than delaying it, she read the message wrongly man now i'm the one to blame. Shoot!. i have an ego too,i ignored it to to resolve the conflict,ignoring everything that i thought was wrong,still going for it. What happened was she took the gun and blamed me for everything then shot me in the head condemning me to hell!. Okay here is the song! Full of anger!


one step closer - linkin park

The song pumps out your adrenaline rush right?. it makes you feel so alive and angry!. SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! SHUT UP!. okay chill anyways last night i chatted with my friends yo. I miss them so bloody much!. They On-ed their webcam for me :) and i get to know a new partner whom i thought was a chick turns out to be a dude =.= he's name is Holy ( Heavenly, i know) . Well, that's Starbucks City Mall, mana one borneo saya neh? curi online lah! andy won't mind ;)

Okay i've played the song over and over man, i'm kinda tired now.Now it is time for a new song, something more suitable for the two birds who tried so hard, I did not want to play this song but it suit's the mood u know. Ada feel, Ada feel.


In The End - Linkin Park

I'm gonna go jogging now, it's weird i know but i need to lose weight, my sister needs to lose weight too. Your buncit already lar. Well goodbye ppl. No more ego from me, i won't give up. U don't too.

LINKIN PARK!!! The remix and the new album sucks though. except for some songs.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Bullshit.

I gave my point out today. I am tired of waiting man. I'm just SO young, i don't need to grow white hairs. Ew. Okay. My point today is BULLSHIT. Let's just say, i've been so Fucking happy before disturbing vinegar. She called me sayang as a joke but whenever i hear it i felt like i was driving a nissan 350Z. Cool. I know. I wanted more, but i never knew i would get more. I often msged vinegar, to start a conversation with her, but most of the time she just reply 3 -5 times then she would tell me she is out of credit but i was happy enough, to have at least her msg in my phone :)
Weeks later, she starts to talk to me more. She would express her anger and problems between her and her bf with me. Ouch! but i still felt good, she treated me like a best friend. One night, i was chatting with her on facebook,she was flirting with me, so i flirted her back. That's when she told me she likes me. Okay, if u were me, would u believe it? i mean cmon man!. out of the blue, the girl who always talk about her BF and HER suddenly likes u. U! The MUFFIN KID!. anyways i played safe u see, tried not to get burned by her. So we carried on our little love game of ours.
After awhile, our little love game got more serious. It involved KISSING!. yes kissing, u know those things that ppl do, when their lips touch on another. One night, we were doing closing shift together. She was at ct mall, I was at one borneo. Usually Ct Mall finish at 1.30 am,sometimes earlier, sometimes later, One Borneo finish at 12 am. She told me if i visited her earlier then she would kiss me, well apparently i did but i did not get the kiss. She told me to try again another day.Well i tried the whole week, but she keeps on cancelling it till one day, during my off day. i visited them then guess what. that was the day when i got it. B-) well after that day. Things got more serious,feelings got stronger.
Weeks after the kiss, i start to sneak her out. Of course at first she gave me that rubbish like she do not like to go out at night and all but HAH! she changed her mind. The first night when i sneaked her out was the first night i held her hand. We went to mcdonalds then round KK and then off to PAPAR!. After that night, Our feelings got harder u know. Like a crab's skin, hard but still breakable. Well since then, we sneaked out together almost everynight :) upgrading the feeling to something more harder.
Months later, we were practically like couples, ignoring the fact that she is taken. The feeling got harder now like a rock man!. unbreakable unless u smash it with those giant hammers. Well that's when our mind starts playing games. Do we have a future?. How long can we ignore the fact that we are not couples and she is taken?. I asked her that, she did not know how to answer the question. the only thing she said was let's wait and see then go with the flow.
I could not take it any longer so i decided to go to Australia*when the oppurtunity came*, so she can refresh her mind. Think. But what did she do went with the flow again that is till her bf catch her red handed. Now her relationship is fucked up, she tells me she is happy with it and he will leave her soon, but HAH! he's not LEAVING ! She said she did not want to hurt anyone, and that she is taking all the pain. THINK LA. If she left him before he knew and waited for things cool down then be with me that way he won't know feel betrayed. Getting dumped is better than catching your love ones cheating on u!.
Okay. He caught her, but still gives her chances, clearly shows he wants her too. Again, she won't decide what to do and still wants to go with the flow, but she is always telling me that we have a future and he will leave her. She wants him to catch her again. Okay, that is a cruel way to end a relationship but suit yourself. as long as it guarantees our future. So what did i do after that?. I acted cool, lived my life, waited for her to msg me goodnight like she always do. Well now, it's been 3 days and 2 nights since she last msged me. Evelyn told me she's not mine, i need to Fuck it, do nothing. Kaye C told me to not think too much and be patient with her, Nabilah asked me not to think too much bout it, and think bout her instead, Emily told me to msg so at least i know something.
Guess what? i followed Emily's idea. I msged her a simple "Hi babe" then said "I thought u don't want to talk to me anymore?" . She told me, she got caught by her bf again and she needed time to calm the 2 of them down then she was unsure about our future. Well here is what i think. If u love me, leave him. Don't ever get my hopes up so high just so one day u can tell me u and unsure about the future and u would respect my decision if i move on.
I just opened my eyes. She always wanted he's attention. So he realized he has been a jerk after all these years and that she is perfectly capable of getting another guy, to keep it short and simple, she was rebounding me. Well guess what now?. She just text me. She said it's time for me to move on, we don't have a future and it's over. Well. I have a point to argue with u. but i give up. this is just an excuse so we end this little affair of ours ( rebound game or urs ) . I hope u will always stay happy with that guy of yours. Fuck you in the future in you ever rebound another guy! People have feelings too and U DO NOT FEEL HURT MORE THAN THEM!

Insomnia?

Okay. It is 5.08 am in the morning. I am tired of playing games, i got noone to chat with and i have nothing to do. I am sleepy but my mind just won't let me sleep!. It is telling me that sleeping equals to a waste of time. Okay so i google-d it. Accoding to wikipedia Insomnia is a symptom of a sleeping disorder characterized by persistent difficulty falling asleep or staying asleep despite the opportunity. And the causes are Life problems like fear, stress, anxiety, emotional or mental tension, work problems, financial stress, unsatisfactory sex life.

So which of the causes are true?. It is the Unsatisfactory sex life. I am simply not getting it and i am not happy! :( *kidding**i think?*. Oh and the anxiety to receive a goodnight msg.

Anyways i don't like to sleep when the sun is up. And the sun is 80% up now so i guess i should go to sleep now.

Good Morning Australia and Malaysia!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

New member of noer's world

Yesterday, a new person became a new member of the world of Noer. Her name is Emily Emiliana James Ligunjang. She had nothing to do the whole day so she just eat and online the whole day.


Welcome to my cool world emma :)

Sunday, February 1, 2009

True Love

Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong.

Hi ppl, I would like to wish u all Happy Chinese New Year (sorry POH, didn't make it). Now. i would like to say u are all invited to my wedding ceremony on the 28th of February 2009, at the Grand Ballroom, Memphis Massachusetts with my Beautiful wife,Katijah Abdullah (Kate Beckinsale). Now i know our age maybe different but i can assure u all that i do not care about it ok?. and no names of guests will be named out specificly. Only those who reads this blog is invited as u all are the only ones that cares about little old me and my daily activity.

By the way, Bradd pitt, Angelina Jolie and lots more celebrities will be there so please. This is the golden ticket to being popular.

With Love from: Mohd Noer Abu and his beloved, Katijah Abdullah.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Today.

Today i woke up at 12 pm, which to me is quite early. Wow. I went to the toilet to brush my teeth then i noticed something weird. My right eye looked gorgeous, it was swollen!. I think it's the effect of sleeping late. Anyhoes i went online and started counting the time, why? because vinegar is coming online that is why!.
Straight after i signed in, Twinkles and Fay wished me good morning. Those 2 are the one's who entertain me every single day with their fascinating, and NON BORING stories *heard that Twinkles! your not boring* and funny manja expressions. So i was chatting with them BUT it didn't last long as the 2 of them got their own plans, Twinkles to some open house, Fay to Emily's house. So they left me alone! :'( . What did i do after that?. I just stayed online, waiting for vinegar.
At 3pm (1 pm Malaysia time). i watched my chinese drama while waiting for vinegar to msg me letting me know if she finish at 1 or not then if she go online or not. Well she did not. So, i waited till 4 pm then i went out with my sister to buy bread then eat ice cream,and the the chocolate flavour sucks! Okay carry on. I went back at 4.40+pm then continued waiting while watching my chinese drama. At 6pm i fell asleep. then woke up somewhere near 7pm, Still waiting.
At 8pm, Shaista Nor Shakila and Adeline Choo came online :) . I was chatting with Shaista,then she was telling me, her problems working, ppl are teasing her with zanan :( SHE PICK ME OKAY?!. well carry on, i chatted with Adeline too, She seems just fine, been awhile since i last chat with her. They chat with me till 9 then i lost my chatting friends again :( .
At 11 pm, Twinkles came back and chat with me :), Then 11.30+ I received a msg. Guess what?. Vinegar said she is tired,and she won't be online so i don't have to wait. :O PERFECT. Been waited since 3 pm for at least a msg saying she is staying back till late but it nvr showed up, only the time before bed. anyways. Twinkles asked whats with my mood, i told her then she tried to cheer me up but she left me at 12 20+am. soon after that. Fay sign in. So yea, i'm blogging while chatting with her now.
I understand she is tired, therefore i am not sad or angry now... After all, look at the bright side, friends are there. Thanks Fay, Twinkles, Adeline and Shaista.

Goodnight la you people, It's midnight! Time to sleep!. Ui Fay, Don't get drunk tonight.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Spicy post :O

Hi Bitch :)

I know who is your best friend, who is your good friend,i have mine too so please don't think everyone is like u by trying to approach everyone and poison em, ok?. Ur poison stings, OUCH!. but i'm immune. It's over, move on. Don't trip. Be cool, don't be a wannabe. thankiu :)

By the way, Southern Cakes are cool, not ciplak ok?. So go share ur opinion with ur wannabe paris hilton friends,eating secret recipe cakes and live your imaginary laguna beach life, watching high school musical everyday and imagine u have a Jay Chou boyfriend. Bai :)

Monday, January 26, 2009

A King's Song.

Okay, so this song might be old, it might be boring to people but i still like it.Plus i heard my friend likes it so yea,now i like it more.


Use Somebody - Kings Of Leon

I got noone to sing the song to, so i'll sing to myself :)

Don't Be Emo, Sucks man. Be cool, be Noer.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Journey Of A Lifetime

I am back from a roadtrip which i'm pretty sure among all the people i know have never experienced it before,unless ur Zahrul that is hehe. Okay the roadtrip was from Brisbane to Melbourne with 3 friends,2 guys that i barely know and a girl who i have never met before. The best part is they speak semenanjung,so it was hard for me to talk to them. Before we moved on, we went to Cole's first, to buy some food and all. Then off we go!. Melbourne Australia!.
Okay so the journey starts, we went past Gold Coast first, where people walk around in bikini's. then we travelled 1400+ km from there i think. Imagine that?. Halfway there, my friends took out something which is quite cool and fun, they call it Ganja aka Weed. I wanted to give it a try but i thought about lots of things first. i msged my friend Shaista(a very caring friend) and asked for a point of view, a capital NO she gave me. hehe so yea. i didn't try. Boohoo! The journey took us approximately 24 hours, well that is if u stop around and all, and yea we stopped around,can blame the small bladder boys (Noer and Fadhil). During the trip to melbourne, i thought about lots of things such ass, what am i gonna do when i get back Malaysia, I want to get fit!,i want to go to Sipitang and eat the thai fried rice!,i want to go to KL and explore there,i want to meet Fay,Emily and Natalie Ligunjang and Nabilah Ali when i get back, i want to meet Nash(Aries) and Zul then hang around at Mcd drive through,I want to meet Hanis, i want to meet my Starbucks friends and my vampire girl!. most of all i want to meet my family!. i heard Razeeq is cocky,now that i'm gone.
Back to the story, We reached Melbourne the next afternoon, with the same clothes,we did not brush our teeth, we basically stinked! but we felt good because we reached Melbourne!. hehe the smell of Crown Casino is in the air!. The first thing we did was meet up with Elya's cousin, Ariff. He brought us to his cool apartment, then showed us the place to stay. The 4 of us checked in, and cleaned ourself. After that they teached me the Casino's rule of gambling and Chou Tai Ti, and yes Chou Tai Ti sucks. ewwwww. So now i am ready! ready to gamble yo!. We went to Ariff's gf's beautiful apartment, well there's where Elya got stoned and we had to cancelled the casino plan,thank you! but it was funny though, hehe. he looked like a he got kicked in the balls and fainted. We left at 3 am den sleep.
The next day, we woke up in the afternoon and left to The Great Ocean Road. The scenery was wonderful, the beach was beautiful, the wind was very cool and yea everything rhymed. Funny thing was we left the last town before the Great Ocean Road with just a quarter tank so we panicked because we were left with 2 more bars of fuel, even if we turned back, the furthest we can go still cannot find the nearest gas station so we just carried on and poof, god helped us place an old countryside rest side. where they prepare fuel, food and motel to stay. so Thank GOD!. about half an hour later we reached the Great Ocean Road and waited for the sunset. The sun set at 9pm. we didn't get to see the best of it because there were too much clouds but to be able to see the place is already good enough :) . After that we went back to melbourne, change our clothes, left to Crown Casino. my first casino. I am telling u, for a moment there, i felt like a superstar B-) cool!. hehe trip!. yea. i won 20 dollars then i lost 70 dollars . I wanted to carry on but the casino closed the Casino Wars and Black Jack section. so we left. Wow!. to think i won 20 dollars for few seconds is good enough. We got back to the hotel and had a good night sleep.
Last day at Melbourne, we woke up, meet Allif and had breakfast with him, After breakfast, we filled in the tank, bought char kuay teow and chocolate's from Max Brenner's Chocolate then we left Melbourne. Our trip back was abit different, we passed a very dry town, then we passed a rainy field. and i saw 2 wild kangaroos, how cool is that?!. we also passed a cowboy town. And our total travelling time back is 20 hours. 4 hours less than before.
Well that's it i guess. I experienced weed, but did not try, i went to the casino, i saw a dead koala and wild kangaroos, not to mention Fadhil sleep eating, hehe.Scary situations like emergency fuel with the next gas station so far away, Different sceneries from every different towns and now i can speak semenanjung, well just a little bit hehe. so thankiu everyone. SO MUCH!. Noor Sahara, Anwar Razin Shariman, Elya,Fadhil and Shifah. thankiu thankiu :* :* :*. I'm back home! i am gonna continue watching my chinese drama now :) by the way. word of the month is Coonabarabran.


The Pic of the Bong.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

New Story, New Characters

First of all it's 4.27 am here at Brisbane, i can't sleep because i'm insomniac. I had my first day at Ottoman again after leaving for one year. It was alright i guess? no mistakes were made. and there was a cute girl by the name of Esther ;) . Her hair and style reminds me of my cute cute friend back in kk :( *yes,also someone i had a crush on. She is half japanese and half Malaysian, i would but she's out of my rage, she's 21! hehe. but yea she's cute.
Next! my friend Elya asked me,my brother in law and my sister to take care of his cat, named Kitten.It is a female cat, very beautiful and shy. Well the thing i want to say is, Elya invited me to go on a road trip with him and his friends. This is a special roadtrip ya see. This trip is from Brisbane to Melbourne, who would want to miss that?!! Gila!. so yea, i'm leaving on monday. No Internet for few days. Don't miss me too much.
Next! i heard a weird story today, it's sorta like karma, see. the problem i am facing now is sorta like the problams my cousin had faced, just that her problem is a little bit different and she is playing the other role like for an example. romeo and juliet. In my story i'm romeo but in her's she's romeo. No wait, that didn't make any sense. but try to understand. hehe. well yea her problems years ago is now bestowed upon me, thanks :) very much! for the karma. Well it's 4.56am now. Sun is up. the chinese vampire needs to sleep. Good Morning ppl B) i'm cool.

Here's the view from the Apartment at 4.50am


This is Kittens.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Correction plus something new?.

Okay so my videos cant be played in Malaysia, Boohoo!. here's another one for ya

Correction for the breathe video


Breathe - Angels and Airwaves

Here's the sweet stuff, specially for my teddy *Adeline* ;)


Gives You Hell - The All-American Rejects

WE ALL ROCK!

An Inordinary Day.

Okay so today seems most likely like an ordinary lonely day for me. I woke up at 1pm. i checked my facebook,nothing. Then i go brush my teeth and grabbed something to eat. Then i sat in the living room, infront of TV and laptop then watched my chinese tv drama "The Gem Of Life"* Oh i swear to GOD it's addictive!. Okay so i was watching it then it suddenly HANGED! :'( so i waited and waited but it wasn't getting any better so i turned on the loudspeaker and played my phone, what did i listen to? this Angels and Airwaves- Breathe.The band reminded me of a certain someone whom i play with most of the time or spend time with when the song is played. Listening to the song makes me sad :(

Here's some part of the lyric

My hands shake clasped with fear as you come near
To say goodnight, just like a dove.
A peaceful sign.
To help us by as you come in.
Let this begin.
Stars fall like dust, our lips will touch.
We speak too much.

Did you know that I love you?
Come and lay with me.
I love you.
And all this day, I will love you.
You make me feel alive,
and I'll love you
Until the end of time.

:O cool oh!. after the song,i checked back my chinese drama, and hey! the show is back on so i continued watching.Suddenly, i received an e-mail from yahoo. FRIENDSTER: ATAQ ATAQ HAS ADDED U AS A FRIEND. WHOAH! we chatted through the comment box then carried on through Yahoo Messenger then finally. i got her number, her Handphone number :) this part of the chat melted me.*Ataq is Shaista,her family nicknamed her Ataq, i dunno why :S*


md_noer90: kalau ok pun kau mau sambung di mana juga?

Shaista Nor Shakila: ndk taw

Shaista Nor Shakila: aku blum pkir pun

md_noer90: kl la

md_noer90: dpt kita sama sama

Shaista Nor Shakila: aku ikt ko pg kl la

md_noer90: hehe

Shaista Nor Shakila: maw?


Most probably, she was just kidding but that was a cool joke so yea. erm. overall about today? inordinary, some sort special, i'm happy but i miss the vampire girl :( heres a video of breathe.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Hey saggie!

I was surfing the net to find horoscope for twinkles and this is what i found :O

Love Match : Cancer and Sagittarius

When Cancer and Sagittarius make a love match, they both need to be patient and give the relationship time to grow and mature. As it develops, each love partner will discover that they have much to offer one another. At first, it just seems like Sagittarius is the thrill seeker who enjoys the occasional adrenaline rush, and that Cancer derives much more satisfaction from emotional security. Early in the relationship, Cancer may want more of a commitment than Sagittarius is willing to give. But as time goes by, Sagittarius will learn to appreciate the strong emotional support that Cancer offers.

These two lovers, Cancer and Sagittarius, have different approaches to life; Cancer lives on emotion and tradition, and Sagittarius is the restless wanderer. Cancer’s emotional tidal wave can be difficult and overwhelming for Sagittarius to accept. And Cancer might be resistant to accepting their Sagittarian mate’s restlessness and craving for external activities. A Cancer partner can offer a Sagittarius a secure home base, a place where Sag can go to keep their dreams and ambitions in perspective. The Sagittarius free spirit can lend Cancer’s daily life a little diversity and excitement.

The Moon (Emotion) rules Cancer, and Jupiter (Philosophy) rules Sagittarius. The Moon is about love, nurturing and the maternal instinct. Jupiter focuses on expansion, optimism, luck and travel. Together this is combination of growth and expansion and of masculine and feminine energy; the two can sustain each other. When working toward a common goal, these two can combine their energies to great effect.

Cancer is a Water Sign, and Sagittarius is a Fire Sign. Sagittarius desires freedom, while Cancer longs for emotional security and stability, and these basic needs color their approach to life, to projects and to relationships. One lover may not always get where the other lover is coming from, but when they put their complementary energies together, sparks can fly and dreams can come true. If they value their intimate connection and their friendship and respect one another’s opinions, their conflicts can usually be resolved.

Cancer is a Cardinal Sign, and Sagittarius is a Mutable Sign. Sagittarius moves from idea to idea and venture to venture as the feeling takes them, while Cancer is the instigator of new plans. A Cancer mate must give their Sagittarius lover the freedom to explore their own space and interests external to the relationship. Cancer can bring Sagittarius’ great ideas to life, even if Sagittarius has lost interest and moved on. Sagittarius teaches Cancer the virtues of an open mind over constant and inflexible determination.

What’s the best part of the Cancer-Sagittarius love match? The security they can give one another (once Cancer gives Sagittarius the freedom to offer that security freely). They make a compatible couple once they open themselves up to one another and accept as valid each other’s differing life philosophies. If the lines of communication remain open and clear, and as long as these two take time to appreciate and celebrate their differences, theirs will be a stable and happy relationship.

To make it short and simple. i blend well with sagittarius so come come :) *yes i am superstitious, whatever :P*

Monday, January 12, 2009

Swing---

Today i feel different. interest swing i guess. i feel so hip hop :O. FREEZE!..T-pain



then i feel happy about today so.



Oh i played guitar heroes. this is a video of me playing. amaciam?



Life's too good..

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Emo?

When you want something,u have to learn to let go.
hurts but whatever,if it was meant to be yours,
It would stop you from u letting go or it would directly come back, if it does not then to hell with it.

my goodness if i can sing,i would sing give me novacaine by greenday. why? check the lyric and listen to it DUMBO!..

It has been a disturbing night..

WELCOME TO THE YEAR 2009

Okay,so the year just started and i almost died! What the heck??.okay here goes the story.

1st January 2009
Everyone was busy screaming HAPPY NEW YEAR,HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Different people had different style of celebrations,a group of my old friends went to rumba,some just sleep the night off,some went home for the family,some went to cyber,some just spend time in front of the laptop with a can of beer.WOW!. Ask me,how did i celebrate?. okay. After work i had to go to padang merdeka to pick up my mom's caterers, so i did then on the way driving them home,i passed a roundabout,it was about 1.30+ am, i almost got hit by a van because they did not look at the ROAD!.MOTHA FUKAAA!!!. ok after i send dem i went to meet friends at ct mall,i celebrated with adeline and redzaman.we drove around town looking for funny people,at the roundabout near Warisan Square,again a car almost bang me this time it's a Mercedez. BASTARD!. okay then we went to Sadong Jaya and makan at the gerai.While eating,thats when i realized my car engine suddenly got locked!.i calmed down then called my sister and asked for help,she said she'll be there in 15 mins so i waited but she nvr showed up.At 5 am,my dad called and then came and helped.turns out the problem was the stirring wheel,i din turn it right. Then i went home and slept the bad night off.

3rd January 2009
So i woke up in the morning with a big smile on my face,and it never seemed out of place.I went downstairs to check if there is a car for me to drive,because i promised my brother to get Kip's bike from his hse.I got the hilux key so i drove it to Kip's place,got the bike then brought him to Inanam to pump the tyer den we went to One Borneo,at the traffic light infront of UMS we stopped cuz it was RED. Me and Kip listened to the song played in the car then i did not realize my car automatically reversed so i stepped on the brake then when the lights turn green i made a move, then quickly drove into One Borneo,thats when i realized a guy was chasing after me so i stopped,then he got off his car and started yelling at me and Kip. Then we asked him what's wrong,he said my car reversed and almost BANG his car,he HONED my car but i didnt hear then he threatened to beat us up :O. So we talked it over and he chilled then we all left happily ever after. After that i brought Kip to fish and co and bought my Bhell Salmon Teriyaki :) (SHE IS TALL!). After lunch,it rained so i drove Kip home and prepared for a date ;) den after i sent Kip BOOM!!! PEYUU PEYUUU BAM!!!!! I had an accident. How?i was driving about 50km/h den there was a car in front of me so i changed lane then suddenly my car lost control and drifted 180* to the right,then it hit the divider and jumped into the longkang, the impact was SO HUGE! it jumped of the longkang and drifted to the other side,which was the muddy area.nothing happened to me,just the stirring wheel hit my chest.luckily. I tried to reverse the car but i was stuck so i turned on the 4 wheel drive then reversed and went to the fuel station to fill in the tank.I called Kip and told him about it.Straight after i reached home,i told my family bout it,my mom scolded me because the house was messy,my dad was disappointed because i had an accident. Oh yea, nothing bad really happened to the car,just the front bumper came off :). After that my mom did not let me drive anymore car. so no date? :( . After a short while,Kip,Zulkainie,Nash (Aries) came to check me out. I was fine then we went to salim and lepak. after lepak me,kip,my brother and my mom's anak angkat went to the airport to check in (on the way to the airport,i heard news that my babe was gonna come and say goodbye!) yay!. straight after i reached the airport i checked in and told her i was there but she suddenly got scared and left me without any goodbyes. With the jiwang feeling i left Kota Kinabalu.

5th January 2009
Okay, my location this time is Brisbane,Australia. I woke up then did completely. Just online and hoped for something to happen,suddenly my friend came online,i nickname her vinegar. okay she came online and chat with me. Suddenly i get a msg, vinegar said it's salt that is msging me.so i stopped msging vinegar because it is actually salt. Vinegar told me she was caught cooking with me. Salt is angry so i kinda back off for the day. Until that night Vinegar came online and told me everything, she said salt is very angry and knows everything now,he warns her one last time and he said he will spray me the next time he sees me. okay..so i talked to vinegar about it,asked wat was her plan,she din know what to say,she did not want to plan anything. she wanted to go with the flow.I wasnt quite satisfied with her answer so we had a huge arguement and we almost called it off :( . so i relaxed then we just kissed and maked up, but night made me realised something.

Overall
Every 2 days starting from 1st Jan i will have bad things bestowed upon me,i have this strange feeling that i am gonna die soon.Let us see, 1st Jan i almost had an accident,and i couldn't turn on my car. 2 days later i had an accident and almost died then i left kk with nothing. 2 days later i was caught cooking with vinegar and made an enemy with salt and was a promised a beat down the next time we meet. Today is the first day of the 2 days after 5th January,I wonder what is going to happen soon,my chest may have a cracked bone,i am coughing badly and vinegar and i talk less. Well, It's been fun,thanks everyone for the experience hehe. I want u all to know i always loved scarlett johansson and the smoking lady :o have a nice year!!